Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

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Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself

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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

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there’s nearly 8 billion people in the world, don’t let someones shitty opinion get you down

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once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

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"I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this."
- J.D. Salinger (via thatkindofwoman)

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