katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

gnarly:

Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself

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dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

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slomps:

there’s nearly 8 billion people in the world, don’t let someones shitty opinion get you down

(via desert-dreamer)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via thefuuuucomics)

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

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"I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this."
- J.D. Salinger (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: thedapperproject, via white0rchids)